How Men Think Women’s Bodies Work

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“No one knows for certain how women’s bodies work. Trust us, we’ve asked everyone: men, congressmen, doctors who are men—everyone!”

Women’s bodies are incredible. They truly defy nature and literally all the laws of physics.

But, despite not knowing anything about women for certain, here are some definitive facts about women that we are confident about:furniture or a model airplane, women require time, patience, and an itty-bitty screwdriver. We all know that women take forever to get ready! It’s, like, what is she even doing in there? Shaving her body and filing for divorce? Unfortunately, women don’t come with an instruction manual. In this sense, D.I.Y. furniture and little planes are much easier to manage.

Women, like cars or boats, have many parts: a head, legs, a mouth for vocal fry, hands for making cookies. If you look closely, women also have a tiny pullstring. When you yank it, they say typical woman things, such as “Sorry!” and “No worries if not!” and “Please stop, that’s my tampon!” And did we mention “Sorry!”?

Every so often, a voice in the back of our heads questions whether what we’re saying is right—if this really is how women’s bodies work or if we’re just making stuff up because we can’t be bothered to learn anything. But then we think, Nah, we’re men. And men know more things. That is another important fact about women! They know fewer things than men.

 

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Then put your boots on!

Trans Gentility knows how it works! Lol

If you understood HERV you’d be anti vax

annb99 That's everyone who matters, right? 🤣🙄😩😭

No.but everyone knows how eugenics work so 👍

Learning how a woman's body works is like being granted sacred knowledge by the gods.

Nobody asked me. I have a couple theories...

Us women doesn’t even understand that dick pics is the new mating call for the modern man and that if we don’t want to see those things it means we are withholding mens fundamental rights to demand sex at any time from a woman, even if we find the man or his bent dong disgusting.

Mystery, I'll leave it there.

Well, what’s a woman anyway?

Men are bad aye.

lol!

What exactly is a woman ? Can someone please define it in our current day of post modernist spiral of nihilism ?

When I was young, a male psychologist told me PMS was 'Old Wive's Tales.' It's true, men do not know how women's bodies feel, but they can discern if there is a human being growing inside!

They work just like ours only they have an internal penis.

I am very curious to learn more but these women don't allow me to take a look.

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