Man Parallel Parking Tries To Leave Enough Room Between Cars To Infuriate Other Drivers Into Just Giving Up

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SANTA MONICA, CA—Emphasizing that his thoughts were always and only for his fellow motorists, local parallel parker Ed Billings admitted Monday that he strives to leave just enough room between the cars ahead of or behind his own so that other drivers are eventually infuriated into simply giving up after a few…

Emphasizing that his thoughts were always and only for his fellow motorists, local parallel parker Ed Billings admitted Monday that he strives to leave just enough room between the cars ahead of or behind his own so that other drivers are eventually infuriated into simply giving up after a few abortive parking attempts.

“All right, this looks like exactly enough space for the driver of a midsized sedan or small SUV to spend about 10 minutes giving it their best shot while other drivers honk at them before they finally get unnerved or annoyed and drive away,” said Billings, 39, expertly evaluating the carefully calculated space between his 2005 Honda CR-V and the crossover SUV seven-eighths of a car length in front of him.

 

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It's me. I'm this guy.

This should be a crime in my city. People leave nasty notes.

Could fit an Ami in front easy peasy

Yes, and the car is wrong-manufact-ure anyway and guess why don't tha allow to build the homes in correct math neither ⁇

Then there’s this fool.

Of course what you are not telling us is he was there first.

Seattle

Oh man, that's such perfectly awful spacing, I hate it😅

death penalty

I'll admit it. This triggered me.

This guy lives on my block

Reminds me of the tiny 2 seater commuter car I saw some years back that can drive sideways when parallel parking.

Here in South Philly you can get yourself shot over a parking space! 😂🤣👎

Until one angry man did not give up.

Street Parking is Theft fuckcars

Until he returns to a SMART car and a BMW Isetta sandwich ;)

….so that there is a space when his kids shows up with the second family car.

Ha!

More satisfying when it's during last minute Christmas shopping.

When you pull into the last available spot at the end of the street someone illegally double parks behind you and boxes you in so you can't get out

san francisco flashbacks intensify

they should have got there earlier if they wanted a spot

No better feeling

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