KYIV, UKRAINE—Pointing out that every armored vehicles they have received to date lacked signatures of basketball greats, Ukrainian Presidentrequested Tuesday that the United States government send a tank autographed by Shaquille O’Neal.
“While we appreciate the many Javelin anti-aircraft systems and artillery, none of them were signed by one of the best NBA centers of all time, the Big Shamrock himself,” said Zelensky, explaining that he and the rest of the nation were huge fans and an M1 Abrams tank with a signature in big letters across the vehicle’s side skirt or turret from the four-time NBA champion would really help the war effort and boost morale of the Ukrainian people.
That still look Chris I mean not Chris I mean mena.
Let it go come to American
At least it wasn’t from the RussianPuppet sseagalofficial ROTFLMAO!!!
Yo SHAQ, 🙏make it happen
All the 🇺🇦 are mad.
Give an inch....
Great work! TheOnion funny sarcasm shaquilleoneal
The earth is flat. Love, Shaq
I'd rather F16s with the Air Jordan logo
Not even a shaqaroni pizza?!
He's just going to put it up on eBay.
They really doubling down with this one
“I see commercials with Shaq is general. Bring me tanks please”
Do it. They deserve our full support.
C'mon! It's such a small ask, when Russia has so many signed by Zorro!
he will get it
In return Shaquille O’Neal wants beach front property in Crimea
XDDDD
Why send a tank when you can send the master of Shaq-Fu himself?
🤣🤣
Lol! That’s hilarious
Man you guys really must have hired some Babylon bee staff or something cause your jokes have sucked recently
KickoStocks And this war isn’t about money!!!
do it SHAQ !!
Unfortunately, Shaq has an exclusive tank deal with Addidas so can’t sign with the US military
They’d do it in a heartbeat
Pretty sure Z already has one of those at this point.
I wonder if he’ll be disappointed when he gets a howitzer signed by Shawn Bradley instead
Thought this was a tweet from CNN for a minute
Ok that’s funny.
So he should sign it 'Love, Shaq'?